Someone who's posted on the Internet has a clear understanding of current Scottish politics combined with a great ability to write Scottish poetry:
ScotNAT'S DISEASE
The SNP’s just like a cancer,
Attractin’ aye the racist chancer,
Folks wi’ heids on upside doon,
Folks wha wear the rictus frown,
O’ a’ the chumps on Sturgeon’s deck,
Paralized above the neck,
Nae sense o’ right, nae sense o’ honour,
Just victims o' her vicious tumour
In their brains the cells are dyin’,
An’ aye egged on by a’ her lyin’,
She's the virus tha’s made them ill,
By suppin’ on her bigot's swill,
Digestin’ a’ her hate decrees
Tha’s crippled them wi’ Nat’s disease!!