Are you sure that should not be "tells ya ta"?
Are 'conspirarcy nuts' now also an essential for any proper Christmas day in front of a roaring fire? If so I must get out and get some before they sell out.
It seems that the dams around you may have already restricted your access to the free worlds right to have their fair share of 'n's, I am becoming worried my free access to 'conspiracy nuts' for Christmas might go the same way if I am not quick.
Note: I am not legally qualified, just been around a few blocks. The sorry cynic.