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Re: It's not my turn to start the joke thread again...

Postby shootist » Mon Mar 13, 2017 11:22 pm

Filling a whoopee cushion with gravy can add new depth to what has become a rather mundane practical joke.
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Re: It's not my turn to start the joke thread again...

Postby atticus » Tue Mar 14, 2017 7:54 am

I am sure Mrs Shooter thinks you're a barrel of laughs when she has to clear up after your little japes!
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Re: It's not my turn to start the joke thread again...

Postby shootist » Tue Mar 14, 2017 1:44 pm

Are you suggesting that it is the role of a female partner to clear up after their partner? :o
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Re: It's not my turn to start the joke thread again...

Postby atticus » Tue Mar 14, 2017 1:51 pm

At Shooter Towers, yes. Or are you claiming to be a domestic deity?
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Re: It's not my turn to start the joke thread again...

Postby Smouldering Stoat » Wed Mar 29, 2017 5:14 pm

I see Theresa May's letter was carried on a late-night Eurostar by a courier from the Department for Exiting the European Union.

It was one of DExEU's Midnight Runners.
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Re: It's not my turn to start the joke thread again...

Postby Smouldering Stoat » Thu Apr 13, 2017 2:50 pm

Absolutely devastated. After seven years of training, and a successful career in which he saved many of his patients' lives, a good friend has been struck off. He slept with a patient (they were good friends).

What a waste of time and money, and a truly pointless end to a great career. He was a great guy and a first class vet.
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Re: It's not my turn to start the joke thread again...

Postby Boo » Sat Apr 15, 2017 11:55 am

Jesus has just changed his Facebook status from dead to alive.
Mary and 12 others liked this.
God - "I have made Mankind!"
Angels - "You screwed up a perfectly good monkey is what you did. Look at it. It's got anxiety!"
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Re: It's not my turn to start the joke thread again...

Postby Smouldering Stoat » Sat Apr 15, 2017 3:03 pm

Boy: "Dad, why is my sister called Teresa?"

Dad: "Well, your Mum has always liked Easter, and Teresa is an anagram of Easter."

Boy: "Thanks Dad."

Dad: "That's ok, Alan."
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Re: It's not my turn to start the joke thread again...

Postby Smouldering Stoat » Sat Apr 15, 2017 7:43 pm

The world's oldest person has died. It's very suspicious the way this keeps happening.
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Re: It's not my turn to start the joke thread again...

Postby Smouldering Stoat » Thu Apr 20, 2017 6:08 pm

I've been invited to a fancy dress party where the theme is "abstract ethical concepts."

I'm going as a matter of principle.
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