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It's not my turn to start the joke thread again...

Postby Hairyloon » Fri Nov 02, 2012 2:48 pm

But I propose a ban on jokes about German sausages. They really are the wurst.
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Postby Boo » Fri Nov 02, 2012 3:17 pm

I'm joked out. :?
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Postby dls » Fri Nov 02, 2012 5:57 pm

i never quite got the hang of it. I can enjoy the ones I hear, but I never otherwise came across them.
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Postby Hairyloon » Fri Nov 02, 2012 6:24 pm

dls wrote:i never quite got the hang of it. I can enjoy the ones I hear, but I never otherwise came across them.

Occasionally it is worth going out to look...
OTOH we could trot out some of the classics...
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Postby Hairyloon » Fri Nov 02, 2012 6:30 pm

An MG Midget pulled alongside a Rolls-Royce at a traffic light. "Do you have a car phone?" its driver asked the guy in the Rolls.

"Of course I do," replied the haughty deluxe-car driver.

"Well, do you have a fax machine?"

The driver in the Rolls sighed. "I have that too."

"Then do you have a double bed in the back?" the Midget driver wanted to know.

Ashen-faced, the Rolls driver sped off. That afternoon, he had a mechanic install a double bed in his auto.

A week later, the Rolls driver passes the same MG Midget, which is parked on the side of the road--back windows fogged up and steam pouring out. The arrogant driver pulls over, gets out of the Rolls and bangs on the Midget's back window until the driver sticks his head out. "I want you to know that I had a double bed installed," brags the Rolls driver.

The Midget driver is unimpressed. "You got me out of the shower to tell me that?
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Postby Hairyloon » Fri Nov 02, 2012 6:33 pm

Did you know that if you took all the economists in the world and lined them up end to end, they'd still point in the wrong direction?
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Postby tertius » Fri Nov 02, 2012 6:36 pm

Isn't that your fault for lining them up wrong?
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Postby Smouldering Stoat » Sun Nov 04, 2012 6:07 pm

Every Train Driver's favourite joke (as stolen from Bob Monkhouse) :-

When I die, I want to go peacefully in my sleep like my Dad. Not screaming in terror like his passengers.
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Postby 3.14 » Sun Nov 04, 2012 6:12 pm

Booboo wrote:I'm joked out. :?
I like your jokes. I always copy and paste them into facebook.
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Postby Hairyloon » Sun Nov 04, 2012 6:17 pm

PI Guy wrote:
Booboo wrote:I'm joked out. :?
I like your jokes. I always copy and paste them into facebook.

I wondered which order that happened in.
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