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Re: It's not my turn to start the joke thread again...

Postby Smouldering Stoat » Thu Apr 20, 2017 7:08 pm

Just had a political row with my wife over lettuce. She wanted Iceberg but I voted Romaine.
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Re: It's not my turn to start the joke thread again...

Postby Hairyloon » Thu Apr 20, 2017 7:46 pm

Smouldering Stoat wrote:Just had a political row with my wife over lettuce. She wanted Iceberg but I voted Romaine.

We went to a party one time at the last minute we remembered it was fancy dress with a "Titanic" theme. We nipped to the garden got so,me lettuce and went as icebergs...
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Re: It's not my turn to start the joke thread again...

Postby tph » Tue Jun 06, 2017 6:44 pm

French Police shot a man in Notre Dame today. Apparently it was based on a hunch.
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Re: It's not my turn to start the joke thread again...

Postby atticus » Tue Jun 06, 2017 6:46 pm

That one needs a bit of work.
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Re: It's not my turn to start the joke thread again...

Postby Smouldering Stoat » Wed Jun 07, 2017 2:47 pm

I'm stuck in a lift with Diane Abbott and Jeremy Corbyn. She can't work out the floor number, and he won't press the button.
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Re: It's not my turn to start the joke thread again...

Postby atticus » Fri Jun 09, 2017 6:36 am

Strong and Stable
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Re: It's not my turn to start the joke thread again...

Postby 3.14 » Fri Jun 09, 2017 9:22 am

weak and wobbly
Hide in the noise. #hackerwisdom
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Re: It's not my turn to start the joke thread again...

Postby Labrador » Fri Jun 09, 2017 10:50 am

Gutter press
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Re: It's not my turn to start the joke thread again...

Postby atticus » Fri Jun 09, 2017 10:52 am

This is not the Word Association thread!
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Re: It's not my turn to start the joke thread again...

Postby Smouldering Stoat » Fri Jun 09, 2017 1:18 pm

atticus wrote:Strong and Stable

Coalition of Chaos.
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